Friday, December 11, 2009

This is a Tiger Woods-free zone

Not going to mention him.

Or link to any of the many sources of information, disinformation or prattle about him.

Not even to the New York Post copies of his inane alleged text messages to Bimbo.

A writer he ain't.

Wanna read love songs?

Pick up the Song of Solomon, especially the King James Version.

Wanna hear yearning?

Check out anything Lucinda Williams has written or recorded.

Forget it, Tiger. You don't qualify to compete on this tour.

Go play with your balls.

1 comment:

  1. I laughed when I read this. I too will not mention his name. I had lines ready for the live hit derby and since I didn't get that story I will share them.

    Thought he had a hole in one, but it turns out he had too many clubs in the bag.